We’re hitting the portion of the process where now we’re re-suggesting things that already didn’t work. Really I don’t care what Ben Simmons high school coach has to say. High school and the NBA couldn’t be at further ends of the spectrum. You can’t just threaten millionaire athletes with $177 million contracts they aren’t going to play if they don’t shoot a certain number of shots.
Fuck it though make him run suicides. Have him do bear crawls up and down the court. Lets go back to high school and throw basketballs at kids heads when they fuck up like my coach did. Institute a quota. It worked for Kevin!
Give him a quarterly performance evaluation like he’s working at Campbells Soup.