Carli Lloyd is one cold bitch. I love it. Press conferences would be better if athletes called out reporters that were talking shit. The most memorable part of the Flyers season was Jake Voracek calling MIke Sielski a weasel.

Screw it let the reporters go after the players too. Kyle Neubeck going after Ben Simmons because he sucked all playoffs or Jeff McLane asking Carson Wentz last year why can’t you run a simple screen would be must watch. Turn the beat into the Wild West. Jesus Christ the “I see everything” sent a shiver down my spine. Carli’s from New Jersey which I automatically assume she knows someone in the mob. Which now means Jonathan is in a shallow grave in the Pine Barrons somewhere.

How did this guy respond to Carli Lloyd making her 4th Olympic team? He mentioned her 11x in the article and didn’t talk about her shitting down his throat once. Only three women’s players have ever made an Olympic team 4x. This is an American icon put some respect on Carli Lloyd’s name.

Hey Jonathan! BYE BETCH!

Someone dig up Jonathan’s body and let him know Carli made the team.