Game 1 feels like it was a year ago! For the love of god simulate the rest of the series please! Ben Simmons has snatched Trey Young’s soul! This is the look of a dead guy!

We need to know the name of the coach who suggested Danny Green cover Trae in Game 1. Make sure he doesn’t have a job. The last two games have been all Sixers since they made the defensive switch. Ben Simmons and Joel Embiid are connecting for alley oops like their in NBA Jam! The bench is a juggernaut! Do the Brooklyn Nets have an answer for Furkan Korkmaz???

And the Hawks? WOOF! They might have the worst homecourt in the NBA. The day Culture 3 drops and you show up like that? I mean the loudest pops all night were after Embiid was injured both times. Also why is Joel on the court under 5 minutes up 15? He’s playing on one leg. There were 10 different times Sixers fans had to hold their breath as he crashed to the floor.

It was a damn battlefield out there tonight. Bodies everywhere! We have Danny Green out 4 minutes into the game and he comes out in a walking boot. Doc Says he probably won’t play next game.

I think Tobias Harris got hurt 5 different times including attempted murder from the baseline.

Series is over. Sixers in 5. Goonight.