ESPN Hates America Ruins Joey Chestnut’s Hot Dog World Record With Feed Issues

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This entrance from Joey Chestnut is hugely amazing pic.twitter.com/WWG2Dl94kd

— ESPN (@espn) July 4, 2021

The Hot Dog commentator reduces the best coupon in affordable eating history as well as it’s all marred by ESPN’s shitty connection in the truck. We had Mike Golic Jr. contrasting the resemblances in between Hemingway’s creating prose as well as Joey Chestnut’s eating expertise as well as someone at the Globe Wide Leader trips over a chord in the truck.

As well as technical difficulties pic.twitter.com/uzkB6f9BIG

— Ⓜ arcusD ▶ (@_MarcusD3_) July 4, 2021

Why is this happening?!?

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— Covers (@Covers) July 4, 2021

So currently ESPN despises the promotion of ladies, diversity, and also gluttony? The primary structures that this country was improved when they signed the Declaration 200 years ago?

Rachel Nichols discuss Maria Taylor pic.twitter.com/U8J66fCzgY

— La Spoelstra Nostra (@YngBlvkGifted) July 4, 2021

They can’t keep escaping this! On a day where the headings must’ve been about Joey Chestnut’s world document performance rather this occasion will be Zaprudered and questioned for the rest of eternity. The sportsbooks are shedding millions of dollars needing to reimbursement under bettors. Joey Chestnut is setting records just as Thanos is turning up to Coney Island.

Another thing when does Nathans action in and require Joey Chestnut to retire. Winning by 26 canines? Get this person some competitors. Where’s Kobayashi? Where is the Black Widow? We need somebody to press the Glizzy GOAT. The competition in the Hotdog Consuming contest is like 90s NBA. All Jordan needed to do was beat a postman as well as a white guy simply put shorts. Sorry winning a title over a team led by Jeff Hornacek doesn’t thrill me. Where’s Chestnut’s Isiah Thomas? At some point we require to attend to if this dominance benefits the game of hot dogs.