The Wooderboys are partnering with The Groomsman Suit and giving away a free custom suit to someone whose style needs a much needed upgrade. Submit all nominations to and make sure to send pictures and why your Mess deserves to win.


Cousin Quinn is a disaster in plaster. Constructed with good intent and built only to present, yet utterly incapable of rocking attire to inspire. Select this mess and make him the best. 

^What a rhyme by the nominator.

I don’t think Cousin Quinn has ever lived a day where his eyes were 100% open. Pretty sure he just lives life like he’s looking at the sun all day.

P.S. Bugles has to be the official food of the blackout. No one has eaten Bugles 100% sober.