@7:50 for Jeff McLane’s horniness

You horny motherfucker Jeff McLane! Gary and I know you’re trying to get our attention for the Week 14 Beat Off and now you have it! Doesn’t matter Jeff’s already dominated two of the last three, he’s going to dominate his way to being the first ever Beat Off Champ and no one is getting in his way.

You can’t even blame Jeff for his horniness getting the best of him. He probably woke up already hard for his weekly segment of roasting Doug Pederson over a spit, looked outside saw it was a rainy Monday, threw on some Barry White to really get the mood settled, and watched the All 22 of Jalen Hurts like it was a Pornhub Premium subscription and he splurged for the 4K option.

What would the love child of Sean Payton, Taysom Hill, and Teddy Bridgewater look like though? He’d have the mind of an offensive genius with a bounty out for any defensive coordinator’s scheme, but tends to shut down during 4th quarters of NFC Championship games. The most mobile quarterback ever created, but built like with the strength of your mom’s china doll. Not consistent enough to make the big throws late in games, but a game manager and natural born leader teammates respect. Both love missionary. Package these up and you’re looking at a consistent 10-6 or 11-5 over a 10 year career with a couple Pro Bowls because other players dropped out.

Also, this made up QB would have an absolute hammer cock. That thing would definitely need two gloves.