SOURCE – Iran has moved to limit family planning services at government run medical centres in a bid to increase the population.  

Services such as vasectomies and female contraception will no longer be state-run under the new measures, but will still be available at private hospitals. 

The move comes as the country’s annual population growth dropped to below 1 per cent and statistics show Iran’s marriage and birth rates have fallen, state-run news agency Irna reported. 

Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has called for Iran’s population to grow from 80 million to 150 million. 

 

Can you blame Iranian women? I wouldn’t want to fuck some hairy dude who’s running around and saying “Death to America” all the time either. Shave your back and dial back the anti-Western sentiment and maybe we’ll talk. You wonder why the Iranian population hasn’t grown 1% year over year? It’s because the options for Iranian women are guys that look like a rotisserie hot dog at 7/11 that fell on the floor.

 

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Imagine the smells walking around Tehran on a 100 degree day. You can’t mix those guys with Persian women.

 

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Here’s the play Ayatollah. The U.S. will start trading men for oil. Let the United States become the greatest export of men people have ever seen. Imagine the Ayatollah getting a catalogue full of guys from America who are 6’2-6’5 and cut beyond belief. He brings them over for a couple months. They pump out as much as they can like they’re Smarty Jones out in pasture and they go back to America. Rinse and repeat every couple of months. Just show American guys a picture of Dubai, say it’s Iran, and you’re good. It would probably quell geo-political relations too. Just imagine how much better the sports would get over there too if we’re mixing strong bloodlines. Iran is going to become an Olympic basketball powerhouse by 2044. Instead of a bunch of old fucks stuck in their ways babbling about the Quran and shit we introduce them to things like Instagram, pizza, and Bradley Cooper. They’ll love America after that.  I just saved the world.