Introducing the cutest bad take watchdog anyone has ever seen – Eliot Shorr-Barks. He’s going to police the Internet and extinguish bad takes with his piss before they can infiltrate the youth of Philadelphia. Eliot Shorr-Barks is like the Racism Watchdog except instead of hunting for klansmen he’s hunting for takesmen. His paws are going to be full dealing with ESP and Joe Giglio.


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Someone in this city has to defend the good people from the scorching magma of piss that comes out of ESP and Jiggles’ mouth. You might think ESB is cute and cuddly at first, but he’ll rip your fucking face off if you get out of line.