If your eyes didn’t water when that giant Q-Tip touched his brain or gag when it went all the way down to his heart you probably look forward to your annual colonoscopy. If I get Coronavirus just let me die. I’ll do my best to fight it off, but if it wasn’t meant to be then it wasn’t meant to be. I couldn’t imagine players wanting to do this every day.

When you’re 2-0 like my NC Dinos you do this. But when you’re about to be 0-3 like Ben Lively’s Samsung Lions, having to do this everyday would blow. Imagine if you were playing for the Marlins and you’re 45-90 in the middle of August. You’re not going to want to wait in line for Jack Skellington’s dick to be shoved down your throat just so you can play and lose by double digits. And btw did they use the same Q-Tip for his mouth that they did for his nose? Because if we’re doing that, especially the other way around, no thanks. If I die, I die.

I wouldn’t be surprised if he was leaking brain fluid out on the mound and that’s why he gave up 4 earned over six innings.


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