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SOURCE – Beyond its size, the hornet has a distinctive look, with a cartoonishly fierce face featuring teardrop eyes like Spider-Man, orange and black stripes that extend down its body like a tiger, and broad, wispy wings like a small dragonfly.

Mr. Kornelis contacted the state, which came out to confirm that it was indeed an Asian giant hornet. Soon after, they learned that a local beekeeper in the area had also found one of the hornets.

Dr. Looney said it was immediately clear that the state faced a serious problem, but with only two insects in hand and winter coming on, it was nearly impossible to determine how much the hornet had already made itself at home.



Asia get it together man. First you let Coronavirus walk right out the front door of your virus lab and ruin summer. Now, you’re letting Murder Hornets escape? Tighten up the fucking borders over there. You’re embarrassing yourself.

These Murder Hornets are not meant to be fucked with. They’re basically like the ISIS of bees if ISIS fed their victim’s carcasses to their children. Fuck these bees.


With queens that can grow to two inches long, Asian giant hornets can use mandibles shaped like spiked shark fins to wipe out a honeybee hive in a matter of hours, decapitating the bees and flying away with the thoraxes to feed their young. For larger targets, the hornet’s potent venom and stinger — long enough to puncture a beekeeping suit — make for an excruciating combination that victims have likened to hot metal driving into their skin.


Listen, I can’t deal with more things keeping me indoors. It’s perfect day drinking weather outside and I’m stuck watching Kobayashi stuff his face with some hamburgers. If we’re going to have Murder Hornets flying around then we might as well just call it quits. Maybe this Earth thing isn’t for us and it took our generation to learn that. Let’s go discover what life is like on Mars and start over. I bet Mars doesn’t have Corona or bloodthirsty bees. It’s better than keeping your head on a swivel for the rest of eternity dressed in hazmat suits fighting invisible diseases and 10 inch bees.

Then we’ve got Ranger Rick over here letting a Murder Hornet sting him in Japan for content.



You honestly have to respect it. I don’t think Gary or Jason would ever get stung by a bumblebee let alone a Murder Hornet for the good of the company. I mean 50 people die in Japan a year from the Murder Hornet and this guy is willingly letting the Bee of Death plant it’s dick in his arm. It does make you think though – Are the Murder Hornets frauds? Is the Murder Hornet the Lamar Jackson of bees? It can run all over a weak AFC North, but when it comes to playing with the big boys they swat the Murder Hornet away and shove the ball down your throat. I’ve done a complete 180 on the Murder Hornet and I’m definitely placing it in between my “Fraud” and “Sophomore Season Slump” file. The jury is still out on the Murder Hornet, but I’m going to have to see it’s 2021 kill to death ration before I’m giving it a max contract.

Regardless – Asia take a night off, please. For the safety of everyone.