Imagine being hated so much an entire stadium and world cheered your death. That’s fucking awesome! Fuck that guy. 9 years ago today chants of “USA! USA!” rang all throughout Citizens Bank Park that they were easily heard on the Sunday Night Baseball broadcast.

Imagine having the chance to break that news if you’re Dan Schulman and the players having no idea what’s going on until a ball boy fills them in. I love that moment of big Breaking News where it slowly goes from person to person. You ever have the chance to break some news? Like some BIG news to someone. Honestly might be one of the best feelings in the world.

Damn what I’d give for some nice Bin Laden death news faced with the current situation we’re in right now.