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Listen it’s a pandemic and when you’re working from home pants should always be optional. I’ve been wearing the same clothes for three days straight. Gross? Yes. Necessary? Yes. The Golden Rule while in Quarantine. Be as gross as you wish others to be gross.

I’m over virtual work calls. Don’t get me wrong I am more than happy to work from home until the end of time, but virtual video calls with your department need to cease. I don’t need to see my coworker Greg’s starter home kitchen that he sank all his life savings into because his wife made him move out to the suburbs and have a kid. I don’t need to see Stephanie who’s still getting all done up even though we’re all working from home because it makes her feel “productive” when it’s really an insecurity she harbors from her fat days as a child. Let’s all agree that there is no reason to see someone’s face on a video call. If you need more human interaction there’s a good chance you needed some way before we were all isolated from each other. It’s not needing more human interaction, you need friends.

You know what they say Will. It doesn’t matter how many times you fall, as long as you get back up on that horse. Unless it’s your father.

At least Will Reeve didn’t blast his dick out to millions of people like this lady did her husbands on the 6 o’clock Sacramento news.