Live look at Howie Roseman locked in during the draft:

 

 

This is hilarious compared to Dave Gettleman’s set up and his kingdom of binders.  Where the hell do you find a binder like that amid a pandemic. There is no doubt Dave Gettelman’s going to interrupt the league draft conference call with his dial up connection because he forgot to mute his phone.

 

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How many landlines do you think the Gettleman house has? Three? His wife’s going to pick up the phone and it’s going to derail the whole Giants draft. I can’t wait til the hacker finds a way in and it’s because all he had to do was superimpose the Gettleman’s passwords on the that yellow post it note. Take a picture hunny! Look at me prepping for the draft! Ahhhhhhh I’m hacked.

Instead Howie’s got a backup TV for his backup TV. He’s got a layout for his press conferences that would make Novacare blush. A live draft tracker like he’s picking his fantasy team. Dual laptops for offense AND defense. He even has a fire going in the middle of April because everyone knows Wifi runs faster in a heated room. Not to mention some P90X if Howie’s gotta clear his mind and break a sweat during the first round.

 

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Listen, they don’t call him Capstradamus for nothing. Quick meme for the young crowd to stay entertained.

 

2019 vs 2020

 

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2020

 

Nailed it. Howie’s too locked in to fuck this year’s draft up. #GetNakedOnCamForCeeDeeLamb
It’s a working hashtag.