Editor’s Note: Introducing Sergeant Smut. There’s no frills with this guy. The guy just loves to bring smut to his beloved fans every evening. Sergeant Smut will do the heavy lifting so you don’t have too.
Introducing the Abby Rao (@abbyrao) to start your Monday off right! This is the 6th Monday you’ve been in quarantine, but who’s counting? I’m here to make it the best Monday you’ve had in quarantine. No need to thank me, it’s what I signed up for.
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